Ben Simmons

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Weird thing is people are taking his tweet seriously. Purely in jest. Great to know he loves the Dons still though.

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I for one will be outraged if Dodoro doesnā€™t pull this off

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Hah waiting for the video of the phone call on the Essendon website?

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Iā€™m waiting for him to be parachuted onto the MCG when we play FCFC and then him taking a dump on them.

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I can see the conversation now:

Dodoro: Hello?
Simmons: How are ya mate?
Dodoro: Ben, How ya doing?
Simmons: Pretty good, you?
Dodoro: Nervous?
Simmons: Donā€™t be mate. Iā€™m coming downā€¦ (interrupted)
Dodoro: (laughs) fantastic. Weā€™ll have a vid on the website, Iā€™ll get the media department in here straight awayā€¦
Simmons: Errā€¦ I meant Iā€™m coming for a visit. Mom says she has a superbox for the first game, and thought Iā€™ll drop in.

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Heā€™d have to figure out who mason cox is first.

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Slides into the ā€˜Little roleā€™ as a wealthy benefactor splashing cash.

He should definitely be our no 1 ticket holder

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He would probably refuse to kick for goal.

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The club could do the greatest April fools with this. Get a new draftee vid on the site. Simmons in Essendon kit, kicking a few footballs.

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Hoop dreams

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51

Surely he earns enough money to just buy a jersey himself?

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thanks mate

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53

Mr Simmons weā€™ve been expecting you.

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Would def struggle outside 50 youā€™d think.

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Congratulations on taking this way too seriously

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Seems we will have to take both Ben and Dante towards the end of their NBA seasons. Could get interesting in about 8-10 years. You just never know.

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Exum on the other wing, bogut in the square. All bomber fans.

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By the time he retires, the AFL will likely be indistinguishable from Basketball anyway

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DUDoro
Never lands the big fish

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