“Mick, he’s got a knife…”
“That’s not a knife… THIS is a knife…”
“It’s the constitution, it’s Mabo, it’s justice, it’s law, it’s the vibe,”
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Doug : You can take our phones and you can take our keys, but you cannot take away our dreams.
Steve : Yeah, because we’re, like, sleeping when we have them.
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“Look kids, Big Ben”
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Which brings us to
" But they can never take our freedom!!!"
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Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
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Spaceballs, when they’re “combing” the desert. It’s so unexpected and standalone, and the guy has one line and just nails it 
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It’s s*** being Scottish! We’re the lowest of the low. The scum of the f****** earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever s*** into civilisation. Some hate the English. I don’t. They’re just w******. We, on the other hand, are colonised by w*******. Can’t even find a decent culture to be colonised by. We’re ruled by effete ass*****. It’s a s**** state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won’t make any f****** difference.
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I’m Batman
EDIT: Great minds think alike soulnet!
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