Was gonna post this but thought surely someone has already.
WINNER
What we’ve got here… is failure… to communicate!
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“Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to be captain of the football team. But I was too small. But I had one thing that was big enough…”
“My, Mr. Greenfeld, how big you are…”
IYKYK…
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‘Lawrence, you are a clown’
Dangerfield: what’s your favourite subject?
Girl in tub: poetry.
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AAAADDDRRRIIIIIIIIIAAAANNNNNN!!!
It should be a movie…
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"buy a hat like this it’ll let you get a free bowl of soup
…looks good on you though."
i reckon about once per month i randomly think of this line and audibly giggle
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He’s not the Messiah. He’s a very naughty boy! Now, go away!
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I fart in your general direction!
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It’s not a Hollywood blockbuster, but Winnebago Man, a documentary about filming a Winnebago TV commercial, delivers in the movie quotes.
Language warning…
I guess its a line…
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It’s bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not!
Oh, hi Mark
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It’s not a tumour!
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Also…same movie…
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