"This job would be great if it wasn’t for the f***ing customers.”
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Life’s moves pretty fast, if you don’t stop and look around once in a while you could miss it.
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One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know
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What would you do if you had a million dollars?
“Two chicks at the same time man”
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“Today I did nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be”
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All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2, it doesn’t even have a first name, it just says McLovin!
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If you could do that, that’d be great.
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I didn’t exhale.
I can’t breathe in this thing!
Mr Coffee!
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Glad to see plenty of Spaceballs love in this thread!
He’s an ■■■■■■■ too Sir…
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Here or the Tasmania Announced thread
“I fear all we have done is awaken a sleeping giant” 
Since we are on the topic.
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