“You talking to me?”
“What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little safe pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones”.
“We took morphine, diamorphine, cyclizine, codeine, temazepam, nitrazepam, phenobarbitone, sodium amytal, dextropropoxyphene, methadone, nalbuphine, pethidine, pentazocine, buprenorphine, dextromoramide, chlormethiazole. The streets are awash with drugs you can have for unhappiness and pain, and we took them all. ■■■■ it, we would have injected vitamin C if only they’d made it illegal”.
There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen
Fantastic movie.
“Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.”
Deserves more likes
“Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue”
“Surely you can’t be serious”
“I am serious - and don’t call me Shirley”.
Edit… great minds and all that… 
I have to return some videotapes
“I’m Brian… and so is my wife”.
Not only one of the best lines, but possibly the best scene in movie history. So well delivered, totally believable.
Get up you son of a ■■■■■ 'cause Mickey loves ya
Cinematic history.
One of the greatest deliveries of all time.
