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WIPERS!!!
CLAP, CLAP
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I’ll be back
Get to the chopper!
Luke, I’m your father
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
The below always cracks me up
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Broadsword calling Danny Boy (x2).
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Well it’s Groundhog Day,again
Why so serious
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Hey Chuck, it’s your cousin Marvin…
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You don’t have to hunt him.
What?
He’ll find you.
Are you insane?
One man against a whole trained force?
Who do you think this man is? God?
No. God would have mercy. He won’t.
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The first national lampoons vacation movie, has some crackers
She was born without a tongue Clark. Whistles like a bird though
Dad says I’m the best kisser
Eddie says once the baby comes, I can quit one of my jobs
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Throw me a frickin’ bone here
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Remember when I said I’d kill you last?
I lied
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Doofie: hey gayle, GAYLE SWALLOWS!
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You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and ■■■■. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and ■■■■. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first ■■■■■■■■■■■■ to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform… and ■■■■ it. And people’d be like, “There he goes. Homeboy ■■■■■■ a Martian once.”
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Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You ■■■■■■’ up the rotation.
I am Spartacus.
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I am Iron Man