Because of Blitz I learnt to check the back of my coat, love.
Because of blitz I learned sashes were not meant to be droopy.
On a serious note (sorry!) …because of Blitz I have learned that I can get help and advice about just about anything from someone with genuine expertise and knowledge from almost anywhere in the world.
I’ve also learnt that I can get plenty of unwanted advice and opinions about all sorts of things from people who have no expertise at all.
You have no idea how much willpower it takes for me not to reply to every, ‘Does anyone know?’ question with,
‘Yes. Someone does.’
Because of blitz I learned that boy’s from the country are bigger and tougher…
i learned that mod lovers had jets, that needed cooling
And that mods are often told to feast on testicles
and a former mod hated tippa and tippa told him where to go.
We also learnt who went to school with Paul Chapman
And that certain blitzers have cans that need to be on display.
someone remixed chappys head onto a chapstick with background music jackie by joanne
if someone still has this vid i need it.
I’ve learned if you shake it more than twice, you’re playing with it.
I’ve learned there are a lot of sitting & folding weirdos
Always trust people who like big butts. Because, they cannot lie.
What about Latin American hips?
Don’t be ridiculous. I’m trying to make a point.
Ive learned some people change careers and gender after going on meditation camps.
Because of Blitz I’ve learned what Langford would look like as a hot chick.
And both can be from the same BBlitzer !