If Blitz released a Christmas CD, what songs would be on it?
Track 1. Ding Dong Merrily on HGH
We Wish You A Merry Blitzmas
Jingle Bellchambers.
Good king Little once sat down, on the fist of A.D.
-Dank the Halls with TB4
-Hark! The Herald Sun is ■■■■.
-Silent Knights
-God Rest Ye Merrett Gentlemen
-Ding Dong Merrily on HgH
-Good King Wenshowcause
-Here Comes Show Cause
-I Saw Mommy Ringing Triple M
-I Saw Mommy Ringing Triple M
You win something!
Angels We Have Heard on HGH
How Many Wise Men Have?
Joe To The World
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
What have you got to say now Mr Demetriou?
White Christmas
-I Saw Mommy Ringing Triple M
You win something!
Yep, quality.
Come, they told me, pa rum pum pum pum
No wonder the custard tastes off, pa rum pum pum pum
"All we want for Xmas is our top draft picks"
"Jingle Bells, Wilson smells, Ryder flew away,
Oh what fun it is to follow Essendon these days"
"Silent Charters/Alavi"
"Hey AFL you c**t, where is Hirdy's ban? You pwomised me you'd give him one you wemember who I am?
Cause I'm that aging weporter who you made sit wight on your hand, I'll give you fwucking ho ho ho you forgot his fwucking ban!"
Walking in a Winders Wonderland.
Sheeds the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Vlad’s nuts roasting on an ooooopeeeeennn fire…
Jingle balls, jingle balls, where's my ■■■■■■ jock strap or budgie smugglers?
Kick the ball, your handball's folly
Fa la la la laaaaa la la la laaaaa
Apologies to HH for the plagarism:
Kick the ball, your handball’s folly
Fa-la-laa-la-la-la-la-la-laaaaa
How I wish we still had Solly,
Fa-la-laa-la-la-la-la-la-laaaaa
Talent is broad
Hirdy’s on board
Fa-la-laa-la-la-la-la-la-laaaaa
Two-fifteen’s our year by golly
Fa-la-laa-la-la-la-la-la-laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Oh how I wish we still had Solly
Fa la la la laaaaa la la la laaaaa