Bomber Pisses On A Crook Called Demetriou

Training had finished and I was catching a few rays at one of the tables outside the Sheedy Cafe basking in the pleasant afterglow of the return of the great man himself - Kevin Sheedy. In fact I was pondering the letter he had written to supporters spruiking a

“game dedicated to our farmers…the people who are the soul of our nation.”

and was wondering what I could do to help when I was distracted by the patter of three pairs of feet. When I looked up a strange sight met my eyes - Bo Peep.

In point of fact it was Tiffany dressed as Bo Peep in chunky cuban heels with silver buckles and a blue dress with pink braiding and a decolette laced top. The whole ensemble was surmounted by a fetching blue bonnet tied under her chin and in her hand she held a curved shepherds crook. The remaining two pairs of feet belonged to my faithful border collie “Bomber” who with lolling tongue looked very much the consummate sheep dog capable of finding any lost sheep and returning them in good order to Miss Peep.

Tiffany gave a twirl to show off her outfit and I saw the word “Demetriou” embossed on her crook.

“What does that mean?” I said pointing.

“Watch” said Tiff “I’ve taught Bomber a new trick” and with that she tapped the crook on the ground three times and said to the dog “Pee.”

Obediently a leg was crooked and the order fulfilled.

“Well Jackie” said Tiff “now you’ve seen Bomber ■■■■ on a crook called Demetriou!”

When my astonishment had subsided and Tiffany joined me at the table I asked the purpose of the Bo Peep outfit.

“To help Sheedy Jackie he wants a farmers’ marquee game and a farmers’ group of supporters and I’m helping form the “Agrowbombers”. The club is designing posters of an agricultural nature to attract farmers.”

<img src=“http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm179/Bronwyn_Carlos/Bow%20Peep-6_zpscbkrz609.jpg” /s pondering the letter he had written to supporters spruiking a

“game dedicated to our farmers…the people who are the soul of our nation.”

and was wondering what I could do to help when I was distracted by the patter of three pairs of feet. When I looked up a strange sight met my eyes - Bo Peep.

In point of fact it was Tiffany dressed as Bo Peep in chunky cuban heels with silver buckles and a blue dress with pink braiding and a decolette laced top. The whole ensemble was surmounted by a fetching blue bonnet tied under her chin and in her hand she held a curved shepherds crook. The remaining two pairs of feet belonged to my faithful border collie “Bomber” who with lolling tongue looked very much the consummate sheep dog capable of finding any lost sheep and returning them in good order to Miss Peep.

Tiffany gave a twirl to show off her outfit and I saw the word “Demetriou” embossed on her crook.

“What does that mean?” I said pointing.

“Watch” said Tiff “I’ve taught Bomber a new trick” and with that she tapped the crook on the ground three times and said to the dog “■■■■.”

Obediently a leg was crooked and the order fulfilled.

“Well Jackie” said Tiff “now you’ve seen Bomber ■■■■ on a crook called Demetriou!”

When my astonishment had subsided and Tiffany joined me at the table I asked the purpose of the Bo Peep outfit.

“To help Sheedy Jackie he wants a farmers’ marquee game and a farmers’ group of supporters and I’m helping form the “Agrowbombers.” The club is designing posters and I’ve been posing for photos of an agricultural nature to attract farmers.”

Tiffany pushed across a large envelope containing glossy photos not only of her as Bo Peep but also in other poses of an agricultural nature likely to attract our rural friends to the Agrowbombers.

There was also a poster of Sheedy as General Kitchener saying “The Agrowbombers Need You”.

“What do you think Jackie?”

“It’s a great idea Tiff and your picture on the posters will attract lots of hicks from the sticks and country bumpkins I’m sure. This club was founded by members of the Royal Agricultural Society and the McCrackens who were brewers had a number of hops farms and of course many of our greatest players were from farming backgrounds - the Danihers for instance.”

Tiffany smiled and seemed pleased so I went on “Collingwood has the suburban indoor hydroponic farming sown up but apart from that and a group in the sixties from Geelong called the “Polly Farmers” who have since flown the coop the field is wide open.”

Tiff gave me a playful bop on the head with her crook.

“That’s not all Jackie - I think the campaign for membership of the Agrowbombers should be launched with a barn dance in the Hangar but I have a problem I can’t decide which picture of me would make the best poster.”

"Well Tiffany why don’t we ask the blitzers to nominate their favourite, let’s see:

Bo Peep, Shearer, Wine, Milk Maid, Cowgirl and Bananas."

Personally I like the shearing photo best but why don’t you bring all the outfits around tonight and I’ll do a barbeque and consider each outfit more closely.

I thought the Hot Chicks thread was banned?

They are all absolutely fantastic, well done. I think you should use them all

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Awesome work again Jackie and Tiffany.

Living on a farm myself and being surrounded by dairy farms I have to go with the milk maid.

Fair enough - she is asking which poster is most likely to attract farming people to the Agrowbombers - will you join?

Where do I sign up? :slight_smile:

Although over the past couple of years I have become even more of an aggro Bomber than I was before, so maybe I am already there?

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Awesome work again Jackie and Tiffany.

Living on a farm myself and being surrounded by dairy farms I have to go with the milk maid.

Fair enough - she is asking which poster is most likely to attract farming people to the Agrowbombers - will you join?

Awesome work again Jackie and Tiffany.

Living on a farm myself and being surrounded by dairy farms I have to go with the milk maid.

Oh my!

Milk maid.

Don’t ask why.

Brilliant. Love the agrowbombers.

Wonderful Jackie.

Like all the outfits, so instead of picking one, am going to go with the smug look on the Bo Peep.

That’s how I’ve felt since "Not Guilty’.

This should be a board that has polls.

Bo Peep

I’m sure I saw Sheeds wink at Bo Peep so need to go with that one.
Having said that, I’d be happy for Tiff to shear me while eating a banana!!

That is pure gold, Jackie

Bo peep

Jackie goes from strength to strength.

Thread title is gold!

Growing lemons Jackie?

All I see are cans.

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Milk maid.

Don’t ask why.

Lol. Same.

these stories are getting slightly disturbing