Boooooooooo!

Just arrived at work to an email informing me that one A. Goodes will be on site this morning in a business related capacity.

Will Blitz crowd-fund my unemployment if I act appropriately in this situation?

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slide into his legs and see how he likes it

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RACIST

For about 8 hours from now:

seek.com.au

SCANIA.

Already on my favourites bar.

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Wear a McGuire mask and say something inappropriate.

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That would not be apeopriate

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He’s going to do a war dance whilst wearing his Australian of the year, brownlow and premiership medals and you’re going to LIKE it.

…or consider a sick day.

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Yeah, yeah we all know your going to shake his hand then act like a fanboy. Don’t pretend your not.

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Set a big picture of Mark Bolton as your PC screensaver

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I heard the umpires are giving him a free ride to your work.

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print a mark bolton face mask.

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These are all great suggestions, however I don’t think I could have been more specific in my question regarding crowd funding.

Lift your game, people.

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In lowered tones in his ear can you say; “These are from Hirdy”, then give him a few sly punches in the kidneys please?

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Tell them you were saying Booo-urns.

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Wait for him to expect a reward for something that he had nothing to do with, or didn’t even happen.
Then you can boo him.

Maybe he’ll say, ‘Is anyone going to thank me for morning tea?’
And you’ll look around and there is none.
That’s your cue.

When he is not looking, walk up and punch him in the back of the head.

It worked for him many times.

Have this playing on the office projector:

“If you look closely you can actually pinpoint the exact moment his heart breaks in two.”

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