When my kid was 2 it ALWAYS had to be milk first!. In his favourite little bowl. With his favourite little spoon.
If you got any of those things wrong, or in the wrong order. He’d go bonkers and just throw it all over the joint.
It’s counterintuitive, but it worked for him.
Luckily he’s normal now.
This has been the highlight of my day, and will most likely remain so unless some minor miracle occurs and we win tonight.
I will burn down any pub that puts the Parma ontop of the chips.
TO THE SIDE YOU ■■■■■■■ PELICAN
Come on! You stopped well before the thread began!
I had a Parma in the US. Texas I think? Anyway they put it on top of spaghetti noodles.
It was the first edible thing I had on that trip.
Nothing worse than expecting a nice tasty bite of parma and copping a big fat soggy chip
That goes for any meal. Don’t put the chips under my steak you imbeciles 
While we are ranting about stupid ■■■■ people do with food. I once watched a ■■■■ take the top off a pie and eat the meat like it was out of a bowl. Needed to be slapped with a small mouth bass!
Cereal with juice tastes fine, but is a path to diabetes.
Wilford Brimley??
Hi Dad!
Ha, yes milk first wrong!!!, My kids were same until eventually they got tired of me cracking them for the half a litre of milk they left in the bowl when “finished” because.:-
A. Dont have to pay for it
B. Cant judge the required ratio (absolutely critical) because milk first
Also if you eat pizza with a knife and fork you should be in prison.
LOL. True.
How can you see how much milk you’re pouring in when you can’t see the milk. Milk first then you float how much you want on top of it.
You lost me at ‘instant.’
Bubba would have you in his targets spotting that from the Pentridge Cafe
Your Missus is right.
I used to do something similar to this all the time as kid.
Would put sauce on top, mash the lid into the meat, scoop the inside with a spoon, then eat the pastry cup on its own last.
Yeah but don’t tell her that