Bunnings go ape


#242

Going to be honest in saying that I don’t mind the non-diagonal sausage.


#243

you are dead to me


#244

How many random as fark Diggers troll threads does this board now have?


#245

You guys are lucky not to have tried a perpendicular haggis and gravy sandwich.


#246

No changes up here.

Don’t know what all you city people are going on about.


#247

There’s a pattern developing here.

I think we should encourage NZ to secede as well.


#248

Well, you like a sausage on a piece of stale bread so why should the direction of the sausage bear any consequence to the outcome?

It will taste like sh*t regardless of the sausage placement.


#249

You know, if you held interesting views on anything, you could be having as much fun as me.

Don’t be like Nokia, white-bread-boy.


#250

I remember Diggers story’s about being beaten up for wearing the wrong shoes growing up.

I don’t think it was about the shoes.


#251

Don’t be like Nokia.


#252

STOP SAYING STALE YOU NUMPTY


#253

I wonder if this is going to as big a saga as ours

https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/ridiculous-event-planned-to-protest-bunnings-sausage-sizzle-change/news-story/2f1f756894ad27f5199496bcbc00d7d8


#254

That snag would fit perfectly if arranged on the diagonal.


#255

That bread is stale as, bro. Stale as.


#256

That bread is so cheap and nasty that it can’t go stale. It will remain soft (note, not fresh) until the heat death of the Sun.


#257

Someone forget to put a sign on the front door of Bunning "Do not eat food past this point”.


#258

You could be right. On closer inspection it looks more preservatives than flour.


#259

And strangely enough, … the exact same recipe as for Rolls.

(fkn “Buns”, … phhffftt …)

See, … They are actually “Bread” Rolls, … soooo, guess what?

You’re still eating a Sausage in fkn “Bread” you nuffie.


#260

Diggers loves the sausage.


#261

Digs loves the sausage snuggled the way he wants it.
I can’t fault him on that.