Bunnings go ape


#262

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.


#263

You saying he likes to Snuggle the Sausage, … or Smuggle it?


#264

sausage in a stale, rock hard, crumbly, bloated white bread roll.


#265

Fresh, snug fitting roll.

Try it. You won’t go back.


#266

Unless it’s a Kielbasa, Bratwurst or Kranski, . you’re just filling up on Bread,

Too many Carbs, not enough Protein, … leads to Obesity, … so you’re doing yourself exactly Zero favours, but instead, getting fat and harming your overall Health.

Fk the snag in a Roll, … it’s a Cardiac time bomb.

Fortunately, just a Health Emergency in backward WA and not a National one, … and thanks to the good sense and taste of those from the Civilised rest of the Country, … never will be.


#267

This thread isn’t seriously still going is it?


#268

Lecturing about health in a thread about sausages…


#269

You know, by asking if the thread is still going you keep it going.


#270

Should’ve made the comment in Olde English if he wanted it derailed.


#271

Sometimes I think @SMJ isnt in full control of his faculties.

Other times I’m convinced.


#272

You’ve written 43 posts in this thread about the difference between bread and buns. I don’t think my faculties are in question, ya big looney tunes


#273

Leaning more towards ‘convinced’.


#274

What’s for lunch Digs?


#275

Poached eggs with basil.

You?


#276

On toast?


#277

Just imagine his little mind when he finds out about plates. Will be life changing.


#278

Nah. Toastless.


#279

He’s going to just shove his face into it while it sits on the kitchen bench. No cutlery or plates. That’s how they do it in WA you know


#280

We don’t spill our onions over here is what we do.


#281

My local Officeworks has a sausage tent out the front.

They offer roll or bread slice.