Caption Competition: Woosh and Petrie

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Woosha - “Your coach is a f*$%ing idiot”.

Woosha: “Nope. You cannot play in my team.”

Woosha: "Nope. You cannot play in my team."

Beat me to it.

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Petrie - “Yeh just freaking out a bit, players haven’t been paid for two months”

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Woosha - “You and Your coach are f*$%ing idiots”.
Drew - “Yes we get that a lot but we are North Melbourne so it comes with the territory”

Fixed

“You know Drew, you’ll never win a flag playing with this bunch of pretenders”.

"Yeah Whoosh I know… "

D Petrie “Thanks for the letter on my 300th game, John. Very kind of you”

Woosfold “What letter?”

Woosh: Well done Ziebell, you did well today.

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Petrie - “Yeh just freaking out a bit, players haven’t been paid for two months”

“…Brad reckons he’s just waiting on this ‘good thing’ to come in and he can pay half of us”

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“Nah you’re right that was Robin freaking Nahas”

No Drew, but you can always go back to working at McDonalds

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Worsfold just stares at him

“John…stop staring through to my soul! it burns!”

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Petrie: It’s playing next to Lindsay Thomas. I… I just don’t think I can take it any more. And Harvey? Don’t get me started.
Woosha: I’m a pharmacist, mate, not a ■■■■■■■ psychiatrist.

How about “we’ve won more finals in the last 12 months than Essendon’s won in 12 years?”

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Woosha: Nah seriously, Grima rocked up with no footy boots at all.

Petrie: yeah… We haven’t had a boot sponsor since aerosport went broke.

How about "we've won more finals in the last 12 months than Essendon's won in 12 years?"

“That’s nice. Would you like to see my premiership medals?”

How about "we've won more finals in the last 12 months than Essendon's won in 12 years?"

That’d be
Petrie: we’ve won more finals in the last 12 months than Essendon’s won in 12 years
Woosha: that’s amazing. When I was the coach of a premiership team I don’t remember the preliminary finalists standing on the podium next to me.
Petrie: …

Woosha: when you run and jog it looks like you have a 12inch ■■■■■ shoved up your backside

Didn’t think there was much you could do with that photo. A couple of these have been golden.