Caption Competition: Woosh and Petrie

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“Tick tick tick… that’s the sound of your premiership window closing.”

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“Drew I’m looking for a forward line coach for 2017. Interested in a challenge?”

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Woosha: Who’s the c… that started the Hurley rumour?

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Drew: “John I hate to ask a mate, but could you lend me a dollar? I haven’t eaten since a bite of a four 'n twenty at the team dinner last week.”

Woosha: Was pretty pleased with our effort today Drewie…and we’ve got Hooker, Heppell, Hocking, Hurley, Colyer, Hibbard, Stanton and a few others to fit back in…

Drew: Please stop

“Hey Woosha did we win cos it sounds like you guys did?”

DP: At half time they said they can’t pay us for the second half of this game.

Drew: l have got something in my eye.
Woosha: It’s called a thumb.

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Petrie - “Yeh just freaking out a bit, players haven’t been paid for two months”

Petrie: You’ve got 7 sponsor logos on your shirt. We don’t even have 7 sponsors.

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Petrie: What is that noise John? I can’t help hear myself think.

Worsfold: Supporters Drew, supporters.

Woosh: Remember when Arden St burnt down? Yeah, that was me

“You played today?”

Petrie " I don’t care how long you stand there and give me that death stare Woosh, but I still reckon that my Uncle Ron was a harder and tougher b@stard than you ever were."

Petrie: i almost wish i retired last year and i could have been a top up playing for my team i barracked for as a kid like Kelly, but Were building something here and have finals to look forward too.

Woosha: enjoy the prelim, and retirement.

Congrats on reaching 300 games. Very few players have done that without getting near a premiership.

Petrie: Woosha, it worse than you think mate. Just to keep the power on, next week it’s a lamington drive. I’ve gotta make 200 farken lamingtons. Me… Making lamingtons. Fark, what’s next; rattling tins?

Petrie: Woosha, it worse than you think mate. Just to keep the power on, next week it's a lamington drive. I've gotta make 200 farken lamingtons. Me... Making lamingtons. Fark, what's next; rattling tins?
Woosha "You are a farkin' lamington Drewie."
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Drew: “John I hate to ask a mate, but could you lend me a dollar? I haven’t eaten since a bite of a four 'n twenty at the team dinner last week.”

Ah man, they were giving out free four n twenty pies at the game. If I had know, I would have passed mine over the fence to Drew… shame…

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Petrie: What is that noise John? I can’t help hear myself think.

Worsfold: Supporters Drew, supporters.

Winner!

Worsfold: Our club has shareholders, your club doesn’t even have cup holders.

Petrie: Ugh - enough with the Dodgeball quotes…