“ hey guys carlol is coming for a visit, let’s make him feel welcome”
“ this line looks straight doesn’t it?”
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Which of my hot wheels cars do you think is faster?
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“Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon”
“That’s four words Joe”
“What? Oh, well haven’t heard your guess yet”
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Deliverance?
McNiece: Are you sure you’re allowed to talk to us?
Neeld: Sure, sure. No probs.
Begley: From a hole in the ground?
Neeld: umm, yep. Woosha said it’s better this way. So Joey, I see your groin is coming along ok.
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You little scumbag! I’ve got your name! I’ve got your ■■■! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers and I will teach you!
I forgot how much fun cooking Ants with a Magnifying glass could be, …
JD: It was the funniest thing. Both zigged when they should have zagged. Then they both go down holding their nuts"
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“I think those two have taken their recent trip to Japan wayyyyyyyy too seriously”.
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The boys do their best Adam Saad impression
Never play leap frog with a unicorn
Mate, they look like ordinary boots to me. Nothing magic about then. He’s just a really good kick.
Joe: I’m a really good kick too!
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And just there, you can see Brad Hill, after Paddy Ambrose tackled him.
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McNiece: Nah mate this is not on the METRO tunnel route. You’re way off. Keep boring south east for about 15 kms and you’ll hit Arden.
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- ■■■■, it’s our mum. If she sees us drinking cans on the oval, we’re dead. Tell us when she’s gone.
- She didn’t see you, but she’s still looking this way. Still looking. Stiiiiiiiiill looking.
- lol. Get up, boys. She turned the corner ages ago.
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Begley - “what are you doing Benny?”
McNeice- “Just praying to Ganesh my elephant god”
Daniher - “should be able to see my big trunk from down there!”
Oi, I already did that joke 11 hours ago!
Great minds!
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“Hey guys, check out these downward dogs. Get it? Get it? Now we’re going to greet the Suns.”
McNiece “so we crashed fark Carlton’s training…and I kid you not…this is how they do their push-ups.”
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