Redman: leave it Raz, Ambrose will bury you.
Lav: Do it, thatâs my chance to play.
Whatâs your problem, Fantasia?
Youâre everyoneâs problem. Thatâs because every time you go up in the air, youâre unsafe. I donât like you because youâre dangerous.
Thatâs right, FantaâŚsia. I am dangerous.
Raz: what do you mean I look like a rent boy.
âI canât beat your bikeâ
âYou donât need to beat me, you just need to keep upâ
Donât talk to me or my son or my adult son ever again.
First you look at Fantasia, looking worried. Then Redman the protector. Then LAVâs head sliding out.
Then back to Ambrose*, going âWTF is wrong with you people? This is meant to be a football training session!â
*Not that Ambrose.
Hey, no fair⌠a 3 against 1 staring contest.
Hey, no fair⌠a 1 against 3 staring contest.
Thatâs how tough Ambrose is! 
He broke that nose?
The Backstreet Boys search for a fourth member wasnât going wellâŚ
We are all bored rich men, but you sir, you sir, have a hat.
good day sir
I said good day sir
Ambrose: Ay boys I think we should activate Essington mode this ThursdayâŚ
Fantasia: Pssht, thatâs old news. I been planning to do that all weekend, in fact, Iâve been activating my Essington alter ego for 2 months!
Redman: Donât do it Raz⌠we need to win a finalâŚ
Laverde: huh, what? Essington? Thereâs a game this week? Am I playing? Am I being traded? Who am I?
From the rear: Scooby-Doo, Shaggy, and Scrappy-Doo
(works best when you imagine the âhuuuuh?â reaction from Scooby)
Ambrose: Your blonde hair sucks!!
Fantasia: WHO SAID THA⌠oh hey Mr Paddy sirâŚ
Redman: shh Razzle, itâs alright, we all saw what he did to Brad Hill, just let it go.
Laverde: huh⌠is somebody talking to me?
Lav: Donât look at me. Iâm leaving.
Ambrose: âsup, Hanson?
Fanta: THE FARK?!
Redman: Easy champ, rest yourself. Big podcast, I mean game, coming up.
