Caption Contest - Non Essendon Edition

Which part do i tongue first master?

Vlad : ‘Smell that? That’s just a small sample of what Gil’s gonna drop on you in two, three years time.’

Vlad: hey Fitzy, Fitzy, ask me what my name is!
MF: ok?! What’s your name?
Vlad: Andrew DidyameetmePOO! (farts) Hahaha!
MF: mother farker. That farken stinks.

Andrew!! Did you have to take a dump on both Essendon AND the floor??

Normally when I kiss your ■■■■ you’ve got your pants down, Andrew. What gives?

Reminds me of this;

Normally when I kiss your ■■■■ you've got your pants down, Andrew. What gives?

Why would you kissing Andrew’s chicken?

“what have you got to say now Mr Demetriou’s Date?”

Normally when I kiss your ■■■■ you've got your pants down, Andrew. What gives?

Why would you kissing Andrew’s chicken?

To get him to the other side?

“Hey Andy! What’s that stain on your trousers?
You might not have injected anyone, as you keep telling us, but I think you’ve been injected by someone yourself though.”

you ■■■■■■ ■■■■ far.t, get back in demetrious ■■■■ now you ■■■■■■■ fuckity ■■■■ ■■■■, dont forget we gave you the cost of living up vlads ■■■■ allowance and i can ■■■■■■ well take it away from you and all. ■■■■.

"what have you got to say now Mr Demetriou's Date?"

“Demetriou goes bang!”

Demetriou: I eat pieces of ■■■■ like you for breakfast.
Robbo: Erm. You left your breakfast behind Andrew.

Two absolute arseholes; one standing, the other sitting.

Not funny; but then, neither is their legacy

Why did mike fitzpatrick cross the road?
Because his double ender got stuck in vlad’s anoos.

Not funny, but a remake of an old (tired) gag.