This one has already had a couple of examples in its original thread, but he look on Jobe’s face is crying out for more. Go for it.
McPhee: “…and that’s why you’ll find if you do an incremental analysis, although the quality is inferior, instant coffee is a far better value proposition than barista made espresso”
Jobe: “YOU FKN WHAT, M8?”
I was just going to go with a “PhcMee, pls”.
McPhee: “I don’t like wine nor coffee”
Watson: “WTAF mate??”
Hooker: “I’m going to farking kill you”
McPhee “I’ve got this great business opportunity for you guys. It’s selling peptides to elite sports clubs for health and well-being”
Jobe “can I hit you now or would you like me to do it after the photos?”
“So I said to Richie you’re a dog mate, and your mother shouldn’t have mouthed off like that”
although cale was prepared to indulge in adam’s attempts to “faith heal” his calf strain for him, jobe remained skeptical
Mc Phee " The carpet does match the drapes "
McPhee: Come, hold my hands and lets pray to Satan.
Jobe: Why are you pulling this crap Adam. You know Cale is a Mormon.
“… and then, even after they’d seen all those WTF moments for the Dons (like when I played-on over the boundary line after taking a mark), the stupid bastards still wanted me back - can you believe it???”
“So my old man was teeing up on the 4th and told this bloke I was staying…and HE BELIEVED IT!”
And then he said ‘finish your set and fark off’
I had 10 sets left!
McPhee: You guys realise I was all Australian at EFC
Watson: I won a Brownlow
Hooker: Mate, I won All Australian in defence and kicked 40 goals one year as a forward.
Jobe: OMG I thought it was a joke. I never realised you actually are Skeletor from Masters of the Universe
“These hands never fumbled the ball once”.
@Stallion said that Nik’s is this big
McPhee: …And this is why Essendon will win the premiership this year
“So I says to my young bloke Taj, watch out with this James Hird Academy thingo son, ya can be halfway through a rep and they’ll tell ya to fark orf”.