This one has already had a couple of examples in its original thread, but he look on Jobe’s face is crying out for more. Go for it.
McPhee: “…and that’s why you’ll find if you do an incremental analysis, although the quality is inferior, instant coffee is a far better value proposition than barista made espresso”
Jobe: “YOU FKN WHAT, M8?”
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I was just going to go with a “PhcMee, pls”.
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McPhee: “I don’t like wine nor coffee”
Watson: “WTAF mate??”
Hooker: “I’m going to farking kill you”
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McPhee “I’ve got this great business opportunity for you guys. It’s selling peptides to elite sports clubs for health and well-being”
Hooker “mmmmm”
Jobe “can I hit you now or would you like me to do it after the photos?”
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“So I said to Richie you’re a dog mate, and your mother shouldn’t have mouthed off like that”
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although cale was prepared to indulge in adam’s attempts to “faith heal” his calf strain for him, jobe remained skeptical
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Mc Phee " The carpet does match the drapes "
McPhee: Come, hold my hands and lets pray to Satan.
Jobe: Why are you pulling this crap Adam. You know Cale is a Mormon.
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“… and then, even after they’d seen all those WTF moments for the Dons (like when I played-on over the boundary line after taking a mark), the stupid bastards still wanted me back - can you believe it???”
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“So my old man was teeing up on the 4th and told this bloke I was staying…and HE BELIEVED IT!”
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And then he said ‘finish your set and fark off’
I had 10 sets left!
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McPhee: You guys realise I was all Australian at EFC
Watson: I won a Brownlow
Hooker: Mate, I won All Australian in defence and kicked 40 goals one year as a forward.
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Jobe: OMG I thought it was a joke. I never realised you actually are Skeletor from Masters of the Universe
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“These hands never fumbled the ball once”.
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McPhee: …And this is why Essendon will win the premiership this year
“So I says to my young bloke Taj, watch out with this James Hird Academy thingo son, ya can be halfway through a rep and they’ll tell ya to fark orf”.
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