No caption but not one of those people in that photo have any fukn idea why they are there.
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“I reckon everybody thinks I’m really ■■■■ at my job”
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How do i justify giving the first 2 picks to GC if they win here today.
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Deadset looks like he’s on the comedown from a 56hr coke fuelled “Friday night”. Those eyes are haunted.
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Did Someone say KFC.
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“Take out the goals that compromise what we need”
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“Me too” sucks
How the actual ■■■■ did these inept umpires manage to keep Essendon in the game FFS. We gave them clear instructions on the best way to screw them out of the game. Christ on a crucifix, those Essendon fans look like they might try to come and lynch me.
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“Hmm, can i sneak out of here without Essendon fans heckling me?”
“Why is she looking at my hands? Oh ■■■■, she knows I’m a waanker.”
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“Am I accidentally making these guys better by throwing more and more disadvantages at them?”
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‘This game would be so much better if it were AFLX’
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GIL: “What else must I do to ruin the game before they hand me my golden parachute and I can resume the life of an unemployed toff”
Gil’s wife: “I wanna boof that Jake Stringer”
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Why did Andrew have it so easy screwing over this club?
“I could soooooo use a Hooker Special happy ending right about now…”
‘I’ve spent so much of my time in charge trying to destroy the Essendon Football Club, I can’t believe I am secretly having to support them right now.’
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“Why are there so many Essendon fans here? This is a suns home game, right? And why are they all booing?”
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