“Do I look bigger if I do this Lloydy?”
“So, you’re saying I grab her around the waist like this?”
Jake: “Yeah, I saw him in the showers once, that’s how big they are, Hirdy’s… like watermelons.”
Lloydy: “And its not a tumor”.
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It’s just a jump to the left, then a step to the right,
put your hands on your hips, and pull your knees in tight.
“My manager wants to increase his cut by this much on my contract extension”
I want to get my thighs this fkn big.
Well I went to the zoo, got a turd this big, and mailed it to McDevitt …
“Apparently Hunty had a line this long”
“So Clint says he’s holding the dwarf like this…”
“Matty…ahm…I was just wondering, right, if, well, maybe, you and I could have a quick dance like, you know, just friendly like…”
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What do you mean this isn’t throwing the grass from the highest point?
I think Lloydy’s just asking for his shorts back
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Lloyd: “Why do they call you “Buckets”?”
Jake: “These puppies right here”
If I could grab Carrrrrro’s head I would crush it with my hands.
Hey Lloydy, … whats this??
Dunno Jakey … what is it?
It’s the AFL “Help” grip.
Help grip?
Yeah, thats how they hold ya when they help you … just before they fk you over…
Ahhhh,… Ha Ha … ha… ha…
It’s not fkn funny Lloydy …
Oh … yeah, right…sorry.
Jake: What do you mean you don’t see it. Here, I’ll hold it up for you?
Lloyd: ummm…yeah, yeah, Its very cute Jakey… (thank god this kid can mark the footy, otherwise i’ll be admitting him)
Jake: Come on Bubbles lets go get a coffee.
When I kicked 4 or more?/ nah, they didn’t …
Yeah,… they all used to say your head would get like this …
I like big butts