chomp chomp burp gratuitous bomber reference get on with winning yum etc
This is about as much fun as facing the hawks.
Breaking: Hooker tries in vain to cover sandwich based erection.
Boys taking on the Bomber roll in his absence.
That’s how we roll
Hurley: “I’m going to close my eyes and eat this magic roll. When I open them, maybe Hooksy’s strange looking eyebrows will have returned to that of a normal man.”
Zaka: “This isn’t f****g Mediterranean at all!”
Hooker: “Mmmmm… sandwich”
Hibberd: “F***g salad rolls. There wasn’t any of this fancy st at Frankston.”
Zaka - Oh ■■■■ this is the first time one of the defenders has opened their eyes while I eat one of their sandwiches. I’m pretty sure defenders can’t see you if you hold perfectly still.
Wish Hirdy was here to tell us what to do instead of eating sandwiches.
Hibberd: What are you c****s looking at?
SHUT YER CLAMS
“Look… after three years, actual evidence of players ingesting an undocumented mix of peptides… directly into the stomach!"
Bombers select their sub for this week.
“Jeez, I’m glad they fkd Bomber off!”
Let’s play sandwich roulette… which one is seasoned with TB 4?
Hibberd: What are you c****s looking at?
hey guys we should have a roll eating competition
eating noises
EFC players making a meal of it as usual when in possession of an oval shaped object.
Roll on
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Zaka: I’m getting a win this week, and they’re getting a ■■■■ sandwich.