Celebrity (and not so) Deaths 2024 onwards

Viking boat burial? Would make great TV.

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Nah, those sellouts were the first to bend to the Christians.

Didn’t you watch the world cup? Row, row, row,

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I was washing my hair that month.

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Cough, cough…Romans???

Well yes, I meant the first of the Nordic nations.

Screw the Romans. SPLITTERS!

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Talk about burying the lead:

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I kept telling people that they should have performed the Viking Eagle torture on all the Christian missionaries.

Big oversight.

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Not painful enough
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Oh indeed.

“I see that an eagle hovers over you, but I also see that you yourself are the eagle”.

Some of the stories I heard from croat friends horrified me to the point of almost throwing up

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A ripping bloke by all accounts.
Amazingly talented boxer

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Alan Knight aged 65 from prostate cancer.
For those not familiar with English football Alan holds the record for the most appearances at a single club as a keeper.
Ended up playing over 800 games for Portsmouth

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He got cancer from lying face down?

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You’re prone to cracks like this, aren’t you?

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Matt Dee from Bondi Rescue.
Sounds like his whole family have had significant problems with their inner demons.

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Fark, that’s sad.

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