Celebrity (and not so) Deaths 2024

Mate, that is a great rant, but factually misses the mark a fair bit.

His dog’s still missing?

Kelvin Kiptum, 24yo recently crowned marathon WR holder, and heir apparent to the King of the marathon title. In a car accident in Kenya.

Terribly sad news

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Very.

I don’t know how I’m going to tell frosty Jr, who has spent so long watching YouTube vids of the marathon records, and he’s been fully invested that Kiptum could break 2 in a real race.

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Maybe it wasn’t a simple car accident?

He’s toast

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And the health benefits for kids.

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Hopefully he didn’t ask himself to be lowered into a toaster and served to a bunch of college athletes in an act of ritual sacrifice.

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If they cremate him, maybe the ashes can erupt into a giant urn.

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Great, great runner.

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RIP Mike Proctor, South African medium-fast bowling all-rounder with the Max Walker-style action.

Thanks to politics we saw only a brief glimpse of him at his best, but him playing for the Rest of The World XI in WSC at least gave him some well-deserved exposure at the highest level (even if it isn’t counted as such).

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Fans of Mike were called Proctologists.

I’ll get my coat…

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You can stick that line right up your clacker.

Get your pants instead.

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He was one of that lost generation of South African cricketers. Hard men. Kept out of international cricket because of their appalling government’s policies.

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It’s a pity we missed seeing the best of that era as most were half decent blokes and instead when they were re-admitted to test cricket we got stuck with their contemporaries who were a bunch a ■■■■■

One less far right racist / antisemite going around.

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Big Keith (Ewan Macintosh) has passed away at age 50.

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