Tanking? Did you see the team we named?
We are a club which is absolutely desperate for wins. We need to keep everyone in their cushy, scrutiny free jobs.
We are just not good enough. But we will ■■■■ out an unnecessary win against a flaky Port in our nice temperature controlled stadium and cost us 3 places at the pointy end of the draft in the process.
Out: Snelling Hind Jones
In: Menzie D’Ambrosio Baldwin
B: Ridley BZT McGrath
HB: Redman Laverde D’Ambrosio
C: Durham Merrett Martin
HF: Langford Wright Stringer
F: Guelfi Stewart Menzie
R: Draper Parish Perkins
I/C: Baldwin Hobbs Heppell Kelly
Sub: Cutler
Hurley to come in for Baldwin/Stewart the following week for our (his?) last game.
We will win next week, port are cooked and have given up too.
B: Z-Thatcher . Laverde . Kelly
HB: McGrath . Ridley . Redman
C: Durham . Perkins . Merrett (c)
HF: Menzie . Stringer . Guelfi
F: Langford . Wright . Hurley
Foll: Draper . Parish . Hobbs
I/C: Bryan . D’Ambrosio . Voss . Martin
Out: Heppell, Hind, Jones , Snelling & Stewart
You can see it
I can see it
Most of the other Blitzers can see it
But the coaches and selection committee just don’t see it.
OUT: Perkins, Snelling, Jones
IN: Shiel, D’Ambrosio, Phillips
Ridley Zerk Kelly
Redman Lav Hind
Langford Shiel Durham
Martin Stringer D’Ambrosio
Stewart 2MP Guelfi
Phillips Parish Merrett
Bench: McGrath Hobbs Heppell Draper
SUB : Snelling
Good opportunity to play them back in to form as well.
If he had any brains in that pretty little head.
And not seeing it is the problem and why Rutten must go.
100% this
Embrace the tank
In McBride, Hird, Ham, McDonagh, Eyre, Lord, Brand
Out whoever you want to make way
Out: Putrid
In: Mongrel.
But who even am I kidding…?
Pick 4
We will totally win this game. Our last one for a fairly dismal year.
I’m probably dumb but who is Sheezel?
Out Hobbs, Perkins
In Cutler, Ham
Just accept it
A hollow cheese flavoured crunchy snack in a box.
Putrid, hollow win based off prob Stringer kicking 5 goals is how we’ll beat Port.
Garbage.
Oh no, another not tall forward we might maybe possibly turn into a midfielder!