Corrupt-a-wish, Blitz/EFC Style

Granted, but they’re the Zumbo special edition ones and he talks to you about them whenever you’re eating them.

I wish there were more three-way trade suggestions in the No Lav Lost forum.

Granted, but Hawthorn are involved in and win all of them.

I wish I knew which EFC player to panic about on blitz

That’s easily solved. Panic about all of the player.

I wish this thread was more Lid Off.

Granted but it’s Tupperware and therefore expensive.

I wish there was no ■■■■■■■ cancer.

Granted. But as a result, the Tropic of Capricorn migrates toward the equator, and the Earth spins off it’s axis bringing in a new ice age.
I wish that my musical heroes of days past would stop dying with regularity

Granted, but when they tour they only play tracks from their new album

I wish that Vancouver wasn’t so ■■■■■■■ far away

Granted, but when they tour they only play tracks from their new album

I wish that Vancouver wasn’t so ■■■■■■■ far away

Granted, but Donald Trump is now on the same continent, and Pauline’s voters cross the border and tip him into power.

I wish facebook had inbuilt fact check.