i’m not gonna put you on camera, proceeds to do it.
FFS, come and arrest her as well.
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should’ve stuck to reading childrens stories
- Joel puts in nosering and paints his eyebrows on
- Goes to Nofcote plaza
- Meets seargent green who tells him to go home in certain direction but actually gets directed to cops
- Cops make fun of his painted on eyebrows
- Joel ■■■■■ himself and starts nervously convulsing
- Joel gets arrested
- Crazy goon lady talks about babies bleeding from eyeballs after being born
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I can attest the above is factual 
also northcote should be nuked
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Crazy goon lady to two attractive women wearing Melbourne attire: “YOU OBVIOUSLY WANT THE DOGGIES TO WIN”
Two attractive ladies: “… no the Demons” quickly walks away
Crazy goon lady: “AHHHHH the demons, im not good with teams”
does she think media are cops and have to identify themselves?
It’s their choice not to tell you who they are Karen. Freedom!
Viva La Croxton!!!
“Hellbourne Communistic China”
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He many have blood on his hands, but you have a strawberry on your forehead.
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This has to be satire?
The ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE is coming.
(upper-case words are actual quote)
did this guy just admit hes a ■■■■ parent?
How has this idiot not been arrested yet
Get her vicstapo!
She’s sincere(ly off her rocker).
Holy ■■■■. If I didnt have any obligations I would dedicate my time to campaigning for the forced closure of these psychic ■■■■■ and naturopathic ■■■■.
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“Lady Elizabeth Rose - fondly known as Lizzy Rose - a renowned Psychic, Tarot reader, Eclectic High Priestess and Witch.”
She weighs less than a duck and is made of wood?
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definitely not