COVID-19 - Round 4 - Match Day thread

Plus an added attraction today via DHHS

LGA Confirmed cases (ever) Active cases (current)
STONNINGTON 90 3
BANYULE 86 4
MELBOURNE 77 9
BOROONDARA 65 4
GREATER GEELONG 63 0
MORNINGTON PENINSULA 60 1
CASEY 56 4
BRIMBANK 53 15
MORELAND 52 2
GLEN EIRA 48 5
PORT PHILLIP 47 1
MONASH 45 0
WYNDHAM 41 11
HUME 40 3
DAREBIN 38 3
FRANKSTON 38 2
MOONEE VALLEY 36 0
BAYSIDE 31 0
INTERSTATE 31 2
MANNINGHAM 29 0
YARRA 28 3
KINGSTON 26 1
WHITTLESEA 26 4
NILLUMBIK 25 3
MELTON 24 4
WHITEHORSE 23 1
YARRA RANGES 22 1
HOBSONS BAY 19 4
CARDINIA 16 3
GREATER DANDENONG 15 1
MARIBYRNONG 15 4
KNOX 13 1
MAROONDAH 12 1
MOIRA 11 0
WELLINGTON 11 1
GREATER SHEPPARTON 10 0
SURF COAST 10 0
BALLARAT 9 1
GREATER BENDIGO 9 0
MITCHELL 9 0
MACEDON RANGES 8 1
LATROBE 7 0
OVERSEAS 7 0
MOUNT ALEXANDER 6 0
BAW BAW 5 0
MILDURA 5 0
SOUTH GIPPSLAND 5 0
WARRNAMBOOL 5 0
BASS COAST 4 0
BENALLA 3 0
HORSHAM 3 0
LODDON 3 0
MANSFIELD 3 0
NORTHERN GRAMPIANS 3 0
SWAN HILL 3 0
CAMPASPE 2 0
HEPBURN 2 0
MOORABOOL 2 1
SOUTHERN GRAMPIANS 2 0
STRATHBOGIE 2 0
WANGARATTA 2 0
ARARAT 1 0
CENTRAL GOLDFIELDS 1 0
CORANGAMITE 1 0
EAST GIPPSLAND 1 0
GANNAWARRA 1 0
GLENELG 1 0
GOLDEN PLAINS 1 0
MOYNE 1 0
MURRINDINDI 1 0
WEST WIMMERA 1 0
WODONGA 1 0
YARRIAMBIACK 1 0
UNKNOWN 1 1
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Shouldn’t this be called the No chrysanthemums for mum on Mother’s Day thread… or some such.

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According to those stats, I should be in the office rather than working from home.

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And I should be getting on the beers. No active cases where I live

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Needs to be put on a map of VIC

Tell him to make sure they suppress it like they did free energy.
There’s no footy, if they freakin cure covid now, we’ll have nothing to argue about.

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Is Brimbank the cluster??? If so they have had a lot of recoveries already.

Happy to go back to arguing about Hooker forward or back.

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Looks like we’re already flattening our second curve!

Open the ■■■■■■■ pub.

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The Age has a map with the active cases

People catching it from such parties should be denied treatment.

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People catching it from such parties should be denied their freedom.

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Sadly those people probably won’t need treatment.

People catching it from parties shouldn’t be able to purchase guns.

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Man, a few years ago a story like this would have made me go “WHAT THE FK”

Nowadays, it’s just like “…of course it did”

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Brimbank/Wyndham

Same here.
Except I don’t drink beer.

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Looks like the second wave is approaching.
Time to panic buy again and hoard tons more stuff.

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Americovid.

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