Cricket Part II

Starc and Lyon are the only players that have any business being in the Australian Test XI at the moment.

Very harsh on Paine.

Rest are crabs or journeymen tho.

Lol.
How is it harsh on Paine?
Heā€™s a very nearly 34 year-old with one first class ton.
Historically would not get a look in to the Australian XI and imo shouldnā€™t be there now.
Let alone the frigginā€™ captain.

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Paine was a joke of a selection. His own state didnā€™t think he was good enough for them, now heā€™s the Australian captain.

He symbolises how far we have fallen.

But heā€™s a nice guy from Tasmania so we all need to support him, apparently.

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At the very least it seems clear that no bowler will ever be an Australian captain again.

I reckon they fact they canā€™t stay on the park for more than 3 matches in a row rules it out.

Lyon?

They donā€™t have the guts to.

I donā€™t know about that.
I donā€™t know why it would take guts to make Lyon captain.
In this XI he seems the obvious choice to me.

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I agree with that personally, but I donā€™t think CA think that way. Meanwhile everyone is scratching their head at Paine.

Well, yes, CA donā€™t think that way.
CA are responsible for this team in so many ways.

I honestly donā€™t think Iā€™ll give a fat rats about this boys club of a team until M Marsh is out of it.
Which is a shame, because I really, really love Test cricket.

Havenā€™t bothered to watch a single ball of this Test.

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IIRC he was very good in our last series against souf africa.

Iā€™m yet to switch from footaball to cricket mode tho.

Would Lyon be a good captain? Has he been a captain before?

As a ā€˜pureā€™ keeper heā€™s farking pants.
Maybe he had it once as that, but quite understandably at 33 he does not have it now.

And heā€™s not as good a batsman as Wade.
Not by any measure.
Wade has put in some pretty fine innings when the pressure was on.
I havenā€™t seen a single innings from Paine to win or save or even come close.

But forget Wade, he doesnā€™t matter.
If Wade was playing in the XI I sure as hell wouldnā€™t be spruiking him for captain.

Everything about this XI is a joke, from the captain down.
No disrespect to Siddle.
He has been and continues to be a beast, but that heā€™s in the side in 2018ā€¦

Why bring Wade into it? He bats ok for a keeper but heā€™s a terrible keeper.
Makes Paine look like Ian Healy

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Because heā€™s Paineā€™s main rival and his keeping is nowhere near as bad as people say and Paineā€™s keeping sure as hell is not all that, now.
Maybe it was, once.
Maybe he was lightning and didnā€™t miss a trick in his mid twenties.
But heā€™s not in his mid twenties, and he is not lighting and he does miss several tricks.
And heā€™s not as good a batsman as Wade.

Thatā€™s why.

Edit: And lol. Donā€™t be bagging Healy. Thatā€™s just really silly.

Just give the keeping gig to Carey and start moving forward.
Bring in someone to captain the side.
If not, as silly as it sounds, for the immediate term, while heā€™s there, give it to Finch.
At least he has experience, and is tactically astute.

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I donā€™t think Paine train should be anywhere near the captaincy under normal circumstances but he was 1 of 2 players (other being Cummins) who didnā€™t embarrass themselves in souf africa. Was also our only player to average over 40 during the series.

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Well if you only think Smith, Warner and Bancroft were involved in the ball tampering affair then you are delusional - This was a cover up of the highest order.

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Who gives a fark?
Only CA and who they want in their boys club, not the rest of the world.