Cucumber kills woman

I always thought anything with the seeds inside is a fruit, anything that was a seed is a nut, and anything else was veg.

BREAKING NEWS!!!

A 400 pound woman playing in the ocean in Fort Pierce, Florida, is suddenly attacked and assaulted sexually by a herd of wild manatees.
The sexual assault of the herd of manatees on a human being could be explained by the menstrual cycle of the woman, believes Jane Keller, professor of biology at the University of South Florida.

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A 400 lb person at the beach?
Come on.
Her scooter would get bogged in the sand for a start.

I always thought anything with the seeds inside is a fruit, anything that was a seed is a nut, and anything else was veg.

Pretty much the same, anything with seeds came from the ovary of the plant. Inside or out, eg…Strawberry’s are a fruit but have the seeds on the outside.

T’was on the good ship Venus…

T'was on the good ship Venus....

I’ve often wondered what the translation of your sig was, ta.

I wonder what type of cucumber it was.

She should have gone for chives.

Spring onions would be better.

You mean scallions?

I wonder what type of cucumber it was.

She should have gone for chives.

Chives are such ■■■■■■.

Was it this guy?