Dear AFL360

Stop making stuff up. 

We have been batterred,  but we have never been embarrassed,  are far from humilated and as for beaten,  were you at the game on Saturday night?


And while we're on that topic, I will be sending you an invoice for the use of my image.   About $2.5M shold cover my expenses,  but I might have to get back to you with a final figure next week.



Bad news: rule 11 on the conditions of entry to AFL games at the MCG states that you consent to your image being used.

Yes, I did check it out.