Dinner party for the ages


#101

I’m going for funny loose ■■■■■, a few classier and few not so, being that I can fit perfectly in the middle. Got to be down to earth and a good heart.

Joey Diaz
Brendan Fevola
Diggers
Ryan Reynolds
James Hatfield
Prince Harry

You’d have fun.


#102

Gough Whitlam
Hitler
Jeff Buckley
Michael Collins
Jennifer Connelly

In the hope that Buckley doesn’t cut my lunch.


#103

I would’ve invited @Diggers but I’m not sure if his passport is current.


#104

Who’s Joey Diaz


#105

Secede damn you


#106

Comedian who does a lot with Joe Rogan.

I wouldn’t call him a smart comedian, he just tells funny stories about himself and he has done a lot of crazy stuff in his life.


#107

Jesus would be great. So many unanswered questions.

Wouldn’t be able to serve bacon though.


#108

isn’t this the question where people always suggest:

Muhammad Ali
Jesus Christ
Martin Luther King

but then I disappointingly throw a spanner in:
The two blokes who invented the Melways


#109

I wish Joey Diaz was as funny as Rogan constantly tells everybody he is.

In keeping with that theme, I’d rather have Bert at the party.


#110

Inviting stoners to a party for the stimulating conversation?

Bold strategy, Cotton.


#111

Have you even stoned, bro?

You may not make it past 10.30pm, but the conversation will be damn interesting.


#112

Haha. I’m not sure who I was replying to there, the poster’s name has gone. They had a good list.


#113

Well I could invite Noam Chomsky et al. But let’s be honest I’m not going to be able to contribute and will just sit their as an observer. I may as well watch a ted talk on youtube.


#114

Is interesting?
Or seems interesting, to the also-stoned ?


#115

He’s not a funny comedian at all, but him telling stories all night would be funny.

I could do Bert in his place similar theme really. The piece he does about The Machine cracks me up every time.


#116

If you don’t think deep-dives on the collapse of building 7, the true power of the Rothschild’s and how Jim Morrison was CIA operative, are interesting…

Then I don’t know what to tell you HAP.


#117

Damn need to invite Eddie Bravo then.


#118

‘I betcha I could hit that light with my one good arm behind my back,’ says little Joey Diaz


#119

still rate mine from '16 too…must have been on a brunette trip


#120

Those italians need a lesson to be taught.