Soft and chewy on the inside, crunchy on the outside
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Technically they should be hard but so much better soft.
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What the fark is âcomfort foodâ?
As far as Iâm concerned is fits into two categories. Comfort and discomfort. You donât eat the second category unless it means youâll get in trouble.
A bed of pancakes?
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Not bad, not bad. Then I think about the maple syrup and blueberries sticking to me and it gets a bit weird.
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Weird?? Thatâs the best bit âŚ??
(Surely Iâm not the only one here to do the pancake bed thing??)
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Reminds me of the line from that Poison song.
âI wanna lay you down in a bed of pancakes.â
OK trying again, as I farked it up last night. 
Has any other team had as many Mcâs playing for them.
( McDonald Tipungwuti , McKernan, McKenna, McGrath, McNeice)
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probably some irish gaelic team.
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Or a team at the Highland Games, like the caber-tossing team.
Blitz could field a very competitive team there if we just drop the âcaberâ bit.
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I forgot who wrote it, but this scene features a man on his deathbed, saying his last words to his daughter:
"I love you, and always remember, whatever you do wherever you goâŚ
âYes, dad?â she asked through tears.
The old man struggled to finish the sentence: â ⌠never take Punt Road!"
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When is Motherâs Day?
Depends which country your mother is in. Thereâs one in Oz, second Sunday in May, but heaps of other days around the world.
Thanks. That narrows it down.
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When they finish a skyscraper. How do they get the crane down?
Serious??
They actually use another crane that is lower, then another lower again to dismantle & lower it and so on depending how high the building is.
When women go on about men leaving the toilet seat up⌠what exactly do they mean?
Tower cranes actually disassemble themselves.
All they do is reverse the technique they use to build themselves.
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OK I will try to give an explanation.
As you know we to sit down to use the loo, with the seat down your â â â â fits comfortably on the seat.
With seat seat up, the bowl is too big and the chance of your â â â â falling down into the bowl is 100%, unless you know there is no seat (which can happen in some public loos) and you can hold yourself from your â â â â falling in.
Example, (few years back) went to the loo during the night, half asleep, and did not put the light on. Didnât know the seat was up, sat down, â â â â falls straight in.
Hubby doesnât leave the seat up much anymore.
Hope that helps.
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