Dumb Questions Amnesty

Just like your rocks that roll around upstairs.
Oh yeah and Twomey is a “real fan”.

How old was Ubu the dog when he passed away?

Wow, you idiots know so little about cats.

That’s right. We’re bomber supporters.

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Not sure if this is serious but bunnings website showed no product found?

Open a dim sim factorty.

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A rumour has legs.

WTF does this mean? I know what it conveys when used, but where on earth does it come from.

That would be on a kneed to know basis.

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You’ve put your foot in it now.

I thought I was opening it up for heather, but puns too.

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Just staying in step

You’re a good foot soldier Noons.

That’s it, here are your marching orders.

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Update: The keep off! product from bunnings has done the trick.

Also driving around today I was behind a car with a True “farking” blue sticker membership thing.

Made me drive more aggressively and hate that car.

Am I a bad person?

No, you are a good person.

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If you could manoeuvre them to a sheer cliffside and cause them to go over the cliff…without touching them…you will be doing them…and the world…a favour.

Was it a purple Torana? Or do young ethnic gentlemen drive other things these days?

‘ethnic gentlemen’

Leave the money on the fridge wog