Dumb Questions Amnesty

looxury

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I guess if youā€™re prepared to put out your own fires, hire your own nurses, seal your own roads and footpath, never use Lifeline, never use a library, never watch or listen to anything connected with the ABC or SBS and so on and so forthā€¦

But Iā€™m sure you know all of that.

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Those potholes donā€™t make themselves you know

And Wim, the major thing that you forgot why are income tax is so high, is so that all the multi-nationals and high rollers can pay little to no tax on what they do in this country including digging up our wealth and shipping it off overseas.

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No argument there.

What has happened to toothpicks and where do I buy them?

Used to be in the supermarket in BOTH the cake making section and the picnic/party goods section of the big supermarkets

Now itā€™s just those plastic disposable pipe cleaning looking things they have in the dental section.

I need toothpicks dammit

IGA and Woolworths have them, usually in the kitchenware section.

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So you bought that Voodoo doll and no tooth picks to use ā€¦Sigh

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Youā€™ll know when I have the voodoo doll

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Man, weā€™re officially all out of ideas in here, if locating toothpicks is a problem.

What happened toā€¦
" How do I fold a fitted sheet " ?

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First step is obviously to locate your toothpicks.

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Bomber3232 says you can get toothpicks at the Two Dollar Shop, shall we take up a collection for you?

Of toothpicks or money?

I thought money would help. Maybe a Go Fund Me page

Why is the game of Cricket called Cricket?

Because it BUGS people who donā€™t understand how we can sit and watch a game that lasts for five days and doesnā€™t necessarily produce a result.

Well why donā€™y they call it BUGS ?

Because BUGS is a bunny. The cricket is called JIMINY.

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Whatā€™s this inexplicable fascination that people have with MAFS ?

I mean, thereā€™s a bunch of posters in there that are clearly intelligent, but manā€¦I canā€™t work it out :thinking:

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Morbid curiosity. Trainwrecks are watchable. People know the outcome is going to be bad, but will watch it anyway. If you want a happy ending, watch a romantic comedy. MAFS is set up to be a mess - people love it ā€¦ā€¦ apparently.

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