Dustin Fletcher, our hero hangs up his cape

Never played on the oppositions best forward.

You are joking !

I saw him carve Tony Lockett up at the SCG and beat Dunstall often in mid 90s.

Yes.

He was joking.

I bet the club had a say in that. Rats.

Is he retiring from the game? What’s channel 7 saying?

Is he retiring from the game? What's channel 7 saying?

Something about spring fashion week.

It’s all part of the build up.
We will,find,out on Friday that he is a late inclusion!

Fletch will decide.

Yes. But what will he decide?

Not playing. Harvey ruled him out, said he wont get up

DAY-AM

Not playing. Harvey ruled him out, said he wont get up

Really? Fark.

Fark fark fark.

I heard they got to him via arsenic poisoning.

Not playing. Harvey ruled him out, said he wont get up

Really? Fark.

Fark fark fark.

no, booooooooooooo, shattered

Harvey, you heartless swine.

Is he thinking of going around again?

Is he thinking of going around again?

paintings, books, groins indefinite - he is done. Not the end that we’d all hoped for.

Harvey, you heartless swine.
Segue: I wasn't convinced watching Mark's last training session he was going to play against Adelaide. Trained in sneakers, barely moved. But he assured me and a couple others who approached him afterwards he was OK to go (just) and had a good third quarter in our win after a 0-30 start against eventual premiers Adelaide. Promised not to eat the chocolates he was given by the girl behind me before the Sunday game.

Well if he’s ruled out why haven’t the club had an announcement on his retirement??
This bloke deserves the biggest of send offs.
Of course that’s if he is retiring??

My guess is that the retirement merch hasn’t arrived thus the delayed announcement.

Deserves only the same sort of send off Sheeds and Hirdy got. Which he’s already got and against Richmond as well. The traditional play like crap milestone game. Is this some sort of perverse joke? Essendon through and through.