Dustin Martin is Chopsticking with Richmond

Only way to stop it is to send him to Essendon.
Guarantee it would be outlawed overnight

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If we brought him in I’d legit pencil us in for top 4 next year. Just get us another quality mid.

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According to Dimma, Dusty needs more protection from the umps because he gets hassled too much. This due to his retaliation today. Didn’t hear Dimma saying that about JJ or Ablett or anyone else who gets hassled every week.

Oh the irony…

40 touches
18 contested
14 clearances
12 inside 50s
15 score involvements

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But he has neck tats!!!?! %%%+)!

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Does that have something to do with it?

Tuggers must be getting worried, dragging on too long

We must be in this up to his neck tattoos. Surely.

Wouldn’t be a pissant club like norf or st Kilda tempting him.

Pies don’t have there sh-t together atm either.

HAS to be us.

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Martin2Daniher

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Didn’t he say he will leave it until the end of the season? They are pushing for top 4 so probably don’t want to deal with it at this stage.

99.999% staying at Richmond

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Why are we talking about Wanganeen again?

Our midfield is crying out for an A+ talent like Dusty. Man, I wish.

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My concern with dusty chasing. Is not whether we get him or not. But if chasing him prevents us from landing any sort of fish. Be that hopper etc.

That worked out well. What could possibly go wrong, again?

We also have a drug history.

Surely the attraction is mutual.

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Agree, most times where players say they’ve put talks on hold until the end of the season, it’s unlikely they will stay. Seriously can’t see dusty leaving unless we (or anyone else) offer 30-50% more.

Richmond will offer him 1m p.a for 5 years, he won’t leave for an extra 100k a season.

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So $1.4m a year should do it :grinning:

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