Dustin Martin is Chopsticking with Richmond

Just get him - at all costs!!!

He won’t be leaving after performances like today’s and where they are on the ladder at the moment.

Our only hope of him wanting out would be if they fall in a heap in the last 3 games of the season.

Unless we know someone at border control who can sneak his father into the country we’re no hope.

True

OK, We can trade Joe Dan, Zerrett and Hurley for him.

Martin has signed on with tigers

From 2013?

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Uh huh.

lol

Epic Troll

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damn

NO CHOPSTICKS FOR YOU

Yeah thanks mate, every Essendon supporter just wants to re-live 2013 all over again

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Been on the fence about this bloke, clearly a ■■■■ head but you have to give people a chance, especially when their personalities have zero to do with how good they play a sporting game, but have just seen footage of him arriving at training in a Justin Bieber hoodie. WSNPHU

Nope!

Watching saturday’s game, I’ve changed my mind on him.

Regardless how big of a ■■■■ human he is, get him in.

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Does anyone think SWMNBN wouldn’t aim to destroy him and any new club?

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Day 1

Have you not noticed that he gets pretty much left alone, despite everything?
Did you think that was a ‘Richmond’ thing?

It would be Carlisle level fuckup in his first day if he came to the bombers. She would unleash the full history file a stories she buried in the first year.