Since we are rolling with 2 Heppell threads I want to be consistent with my previous comments with @Scorpio @conjunctivitus
These farking millennials and y Gens are pussy Kuntz. With there expensive hair extensions, blonde tips and perfect teeth.
Dyson should be ashamed that he wears his hair like that and disrespects the jumper!
What kind of self repsecting father figure and pharmacist would allow such a Buffoon to captain our club with hair like that?
What kind of farking example does he set for Parish. What kind of pot smoking, warm hearted and laid back lazy fkr is parish gonna be now!
Our sponsors such as ISC must be livid anguy with that hair is skipper. How would the players even listen to him seriously knowing that there dads hate his haircut.
Grandad once told me about commies like this pr!CK. Self indulgent basted.
If he respected himself or his family he’d get a haircut. Then the blitz community woukd also rate his captaincy higher as well and we’d all be happy.
Cut your farking hair