The last thing the woman from Northeast Portland probably expected when she got up Tuesday morning was that she would be attacked by a sword-wielding elf.
But that's what happened around 7 a.m. as she drove her red BMW by the intersection of Southeast 7th and Morrison.
A man dressed in chain-mail with a helmet, shield and carrying a sword and staff ran into traffic and started attacking her car.
Although I'd have hope that if he thought he was fighting Morgoth he'd have called himself a Noldor in the services of accuracy, not just "high elf".
Then again, he was ripped to the ■■■■ on LSD so high isn't that inaccurate.