England: Return of the sausages

That jerk from the Archie comics deserves it, though.

Not much of a distinctionā€¦but probably the best sheā€™ll get.

Who could possibly think she has anything worth hearingā€¦incompetent and an utter fool.

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Ohhhhhhh!
I thought accountants were bringing her, which made me allā€¦frigginā€™ wut?

But yeah. A conservative thinktank (now thereā€™s an oxymoron for you) makes a lot more sense.

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Bureaucrats trying to please their political masters got us Robodebt. Not enough bureaucrats to process claims, short cuts led to more suicides by Vets and by those eligible for Centrelink.

While I donā€™t wish to defend the indefensible who couldnā€™t outlast a lettuce, Brendan May thinking that the poms have not had a worse export in history shows that he has a very shallow understanding of history.

Just off the top of my head, what about:

  1. the transatlantic slave trade
  2. smallpox and other diseases transmitted throughout their colonies
  3. nuclear waste over atom bomb testing sites in SA and WA
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Change thread title to ā€œReturn of the sausagesā€

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Are we talking about the British Sausage (aka the Emulsified High-Fat Offal Tube)?

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I think he was talking about halal snags.

Its a beaut

https://x.com/Conservatives/status/1838577672089198682?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1838577672089198682|twgr^9b19abba574d2f41a5b27cd89b40ba9f7f7dcb84|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.politico.eu%2Farticle%2ā– ā– ā– -keir-starmer-labour-release-israel-sausage-hostage-hamas%2F

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A.k.a saussion anglaise or britisherwurstā€¦

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When the Brits joined the then EEC, it was a disaster for the British beef sausage. Membership dictated that preference was given to products of EEC origin and except for a few quotas, beef from third countries was largely excluded. Beef was replaced by pork and beef sausages were a delicacy, more expensive.
About the only positive for Brexit.

Jim Hacker did his bit by promoting the slogan ā€œGo to work on a sausageā€.

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Keir Bland, with his neat schoolboy hairdo, exemplifies the return of neatness after the unruly Boris hairstyle that actually betrayed a seeming case of ADHD and lack of self discipline. If only the bloke was as serious about his job as Sir Keir isā€¦

So how do you think Starmer is going after winning the post of Captain on the bridge of HMS. Disaster ?

Starmer is the Pom Albanese.

This is not a compliment.

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agree

doesnā€™t care if the boat is sinking, just that he gets to be in charge of it

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A massive change like Brexit was never going to result in economic status quo. The UK will slip a few rungs down the GDP per capita ladder. It has traded economic output for greater autonomy. Its a cost benefit swap. Its probably going to take a decade to find a new equilibrium and because the only natural resource remaining in the UK is its people, they will need to unite and work harder and smarter. Lets face it, the imperialist era is over and the ultra close alignment with Europe is over.

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The BBC tracked down the neo-Nazi who was behind that Telegram account that fuelled the Southport riots.

His name Charles-Emmanuel Mikko Rasanen and heā€™s from Finland.

https://x.com/i_ammukhtar/status/1841530835515630036?s=46&t=VIFL5UYjxd376tbe4uqp6A

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Absolute prick this bloke

Well if Finland as part of the EU and participate in such collaborations like Interpol, I reckon with pressure from the UK Gov via its thawing relationship with the EU heavies, we might see some action soon.

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