Essendon in 2024 - Culture Transformation

Jackson was the CEO, he’s as accountable as Mc Mahon (President).

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I reckon he did us a favour!

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And regardless of all the hype, I don’t think we will be much better this year either.
Yes, I know it was JUST a practice game and we were in it until half time. After then,
it was the same old, same old.

Starts with the coach, call out poor performances to the public eye and don’t use excuses anymore.

This is an acute thought I had a few years ago, and it literally just came back to me as I was lying in bed. But part of essendon problem is that we recruit goody two shoes private school boys, and not enough hardened young apprentices or lads off the farm. Which then led me to suspect that our players car park would be full off beamers,Mercedes, Audi, teslas and no hiluxes, rangers or landcruisers. Does anyone have any insight into if this is actually true? My bet would be that there’s lots of flash European cars been driven by our players. In contrast I remember watching all the Geelong players leaving a training sesh a couple of years back, all of them in Ford Rangers. Can anyone shed any light on this?

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Wait til you find out what kind of cars Dutton Automotive offer………

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It helps when Ford are providing those vehicles to players for marketing purposes. Players are gifted Ford vehicles ‘on loan’ and they help Geelong players stay a little more anonymous locally.

The Cats have a number of, let’s say ‘salary-cap assistance schemes’

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I heard a rumour they buy dolmio pasta sauce instead of home brand stuff.

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They all dress in cotton on clothes to blend in easier.

:face_vomiting: :nauseated_face: :face_vomiting:

Home brand would taste better than dolmio crap.

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Exactly, just like how a corolla gets you from a-b more efficiently than a Eurotrash car

Ahaha, the fact they’re one of our major sponsors says it all. We have no hope…… lol

Most players on AFL lists went to private schools.

There was an SS Commodore hanging around in the carpark a while ago

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We either recruit private school boys… Or Nazis… SACK DUDORO

We were sponsored by Kia for years and were still bog average.

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That’s because they gave the everyone a Kia Cerato instead of a Stinger

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we have been happy with very average list for most of that 20 years . nothing will change until that changes