Experimentation Time

We should experiment with kicking more goals to see if it helps us win.

You Sir, have won 12 months as senior coach of The Essendon Football Club! Come on down!

5 year deal
We should experiment with kicking more goals to see if it helps us win.
Get the fawwwk outta herrrrre
We should experiment with kicking more goals to see if it helps us win.

Do you have a power point presentation you can roll out?

Danksy was keen on experimenting

Get everyone back on the gear

We should experiment with kicking more goals to see if it helps us win.

Do you have a power point presentation you can roll out?

I’ll fax it through.

Why is it that EFC idea of experimenting or trying something different is, Moving one player back and moving the other player forward.
Fecking sort out the midfield setup.

Why is it that EFC idea of experimenting or trying something different is, Moving one player back and moving the other player forward. Fecking sort out the midfield setup.
You can re-arrange guys like Kav/Browne all you want, the issue there above all else, is having Jobe/Myers/Zerrett/Bellchambers/Hocking injured. And not having all that much coming through.

Need to draft mids, big time.

Get everyone back on the gear

Don’t reckon we tried hard enough the first time.

How about playing more than one forward at as a time deep forward?

Total change from being outnumbered 3 to 1 every time we attack inside 50.

Perhaps too radical?

Have a player disguise himself as a press photographer on the wing. Wait until we need an avenue out of defence then tear off the velcro costume and run onto the field to collect an uncontested mark.

Have a player disguise himself as a press photographer on the wing. Wait until we need an avenue out of defence then tear off the velcro costume and run onto the field to collect an uncontested mark.
Then proceed to kicking backwards.
Coaching moves or lack of moves is evident we are tanking. I pray the coaches dont make it too obvious or we will have the AFL breathing down our neck.

We are playing so poorly right now we do not have to tank, thanks to dank.

We’ve been experimenting for 10 ■■■■■■■ years.

The problem is we’ve forgotten the safety word.