Thank you.
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I model cracks
Wouldn’t it be more fun to crack models?
quite possibly
It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
I listen to what people think their problems are then solve the problems they actually have.
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Darli does that all the time. Poor 'boot.
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You’re an (arse) model?
Oh - a plumber!
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Ahhh…a farking accountant.
Nah, prostitute.
That’s what I said!
(you keep that to yourself, btw!!!)
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Promise.
If you give me your watch I’ll tell you the time
I used to listen to people tell me what they perceived their problem to be, and what we should do to fix it. I’d listen patiently, imply gently that they were a moron, ask them to tell me what the problem was, and we’d work out the solution.
So many times, their solution would fix one problem, but cause another ten.
I now park my ■■■■ in a chair, at the coffee shop and on the couch and do ■■■■■ adams.
Standup Philosopher
Security guard?
Comedian.
Urinal attendant?
Haha…but no.