F1 2025 Dude Where’s My osCar

Moto GP to merge with F1 GP, team based. Also mounted weapons

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Drivers need to read twitch chat elwhile racing

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Doubt it, purists want to go back in time to the cars that were driven by the drivers not electronics and that were smaller, not so big that overtaking can only be done in one or two places using DRS to make it work.

Heaps of technical stuff they could go back to that relate to cars and teams.

But…off track…

Just give us today’s equivalent of Murray Walker. I can’t watch or listen to most of the ■■■■■ they have on there these days

V10 era engine sounds.

Please and thank you.

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“It’s raining, and the track. is. wet!

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“There is nothing wrong with the car, except that it’s on fire”

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“There are seven winners of the Monaco Grand Prix on the starting line today, and four of them are Michael Schumacher.”

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You reckon any of the current crop will be remembered, or have made memorable quotes in 30 years?

I remember 1995 Australian Grand Prix. Schumacher went to pass Jean Alesi and Alesi just turned in and took them both out.

It was Murray and Alan Jones commentating and Murray goes
“Alan, what was Alesi thinking there” and then a long pause
“I can hazard a guess Murray, you’re not going down the inside of me you arrogant little Kraut”

And then, anything involving James Hunt slagging off drivers, officials, tv directors and swearing on live tv was absolutely golden

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I’ma Wario and I’ma gonna win!:joy:

Lights out and away we go.

Hamilton around the outside.

That’d be it.

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Saudi quali:

Max p1 (by a hundredth of a second)
Oscar p2

Lando crashed, p10

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What fantastic news to wake up to. Huge opportunity here for Pastry to get a chunk of points on Nando Florist.

A ■■■■■■ street circuit so overtaking will be hard. Hopefully Nando gets a bad start and no red flags to catch up.

Bad day to be a pom

Max cops a 5 second penalty on the first lap for passing Oscar by going off the track. Very lucky it was only 5 seconds.

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Oscar brilliant after pitting as he flies by Hamilton.

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Now leading … Max gives up that 5 second pen.
He’s such a cool driver is Oscar :crossed_fingers:. 8 laps to go.

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Drivers Championship Leader sounds good

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