Fark carlton continues (Part 3)

They’ll probably send Voss to prison instead.

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Nah, he would’ve ignored them because they’re too young and inexperienced…

We should hire Voss, he stopped their C2C

Brad Scott would have told the car jackers that the car jacking competition is very even and with some minor tweaks they’ll be back driving their stolen cars on 4 wheels.

The difference of getting away with it to being caught with stealing cars is on a knifes edge

Kouta has next level brain rot.

Do I give up two hours a day with my family while stuck in traffic travelling to a job I hate, or do I want a free coffee?

Hmm.

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I’d rather regurgitate into a cup and reconsume it than have one of Fark Kouta’s free coffees.

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Free coffee*

*For about a month^
^Only on Mondays

And that’s just from the bit of the article I could read before paywall.

I really hope fark carlton make the Grand final now. Local bottle shop margin ticket is worth 600$.
I got 91. Would love to see them smashed by that much!!

I wish him ill.

How dare people have better work life balance at the expense of retailers’ right to profits.

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Also FARK CARLTON

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Fark Carlton, Fark KOOOTA

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Are they going to be handed out in brown paper bags?

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I’m not sure his policy of forcing people to go back to the office is the vote winner he thinks it is

The votes will come from CBD property owners and tenants, who would/should benefit from increased CBD numbers.

This is the delusion of the entitled business owner.

They are incapable of understanding that the world does not exist to line their pockets.

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Im not even sure how they could force people back at this point?

Having workers back in the office is a workplace matter now, not a government thing. Unless there were supreme incentives provided by government to business to encourage them to put themselves in an industrial war zone by forcing workers to come into the office, it simply will not happen.

He can just say he wants to do it.

It can’t actually happen.

Depends on who gets to vote for Mayor, it’s not your standard LGA where the workers reside.

As a business owner, can confirm.

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