This is why they are on their way up. They identify a need and throw money at it.
We identify a need and go after the second in charge.
Heās not leaving the Crows so not sure how we have missed out on him
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So all of them?
A micro-meteorite landing on their quarter-time huddle would work.
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Heāll play with desire, but itās four quarters of finals footy, good luck to him - heāll need it.
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why does it have to be micro
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Canāt be too big or we are all farkedš
FARK CARLTON
Surgical strike.
But yeah, the crowd will overwhelmingly be FCFC and inbred hyphenated wankers, so bigger and more damage is fine. And bonus points if we end up with two Victorian teams forced to play the Grand Final interstate.
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Canāt choke if you donāt play. Smart guy!
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Hope he misses this one and ready for the next game. Round 1 2025. Fark carlton.
Why do you not want Fark Carlton to be liquidated after this weekās loss?
Shame on you.
CARLTON has appointed Sydney fitness guru Rob Inness as its new high-performance boss, replacing the retiring Andrew Russell at Ikon Park.
FARK CARLTON
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It will be so much more fun when we eventually make them our lapdogs again and order is restored.
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Fark carlton
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Couldnāt bare to see you stranded on 9 likes
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Today feels like a final for us.
We need Mr Joe and Mr Conor.
