With all those “Fark Carlton” references, do you think Jake Niall might be an actual Blitz Poster?
If so, who could it be?
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Jake is a Collingwood man. The enemy of my enemy is my friend scenario 
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So… Second strike?
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“Personal issues”, eh?
I mean, how can you not be cynical… his situation is hardly secret business.
Edit: oh, and Fark Carlton.
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Got into about the third paragraph and realised it was calling fark carlton Fark Carlton 
. Just reading and thinking it was natural. Fark carlton.
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I am shocked to be reading this
Hollands also taking indefinite personal leave - can read between the Lines why
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It’s got a funny sniff to it
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It’s a very thin midfield they’re running with on Thursday.
Cripps
Cerra
Hewett
Walsh ???
50/50 to be ready
If Cripps goes down at any time this year they are in deep poop.
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And still get 3 votes each week.
Fark Carlton
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It’s why I reckon the Jagga Smith injury, despite still being a kid, hurts them. From all reports he’d have been at least a handy mid rotation in year one. It’s exacerbated further by trading out Matt Kennedy and Jack Carroll and also Docherty probably being too old and banged up to be of much use in there.
They’ll handle Richmond in round one pretty comfortably though obviously.
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“Fark Carlton star Patrick Cripps, who went down with a serious knee injury in round 3 which required a full reconstruction and an extensive rehabilitation program, has won the Brownlow with a record-setting 60 votes.
He’s due to make his return to football in the middle of next season.”
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so just another standard year for them
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Fantasia will be a free agent at the end of the year. Surely Carlton will part ways.
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if that happens Orazio will beg us to take him back and i want Rosa to hang up the phone
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