Was worried farkcarlton might sack Voss… get a credible coach. So a few wins like this stabilise Voss and their ongoing farkedness.
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It’s a balancing act enjoying Carlton being ■■■■ but not wanting hawks to get too high a draft pick or Carlton to sack Voss
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It’s a very dangerous game hoping Carlton win a Game in Rd.2, and assuming their season is done because they lost to Rich the week prior.
These are games I’m not interested in playing.
I want them killed…DEAD (intentional tautology).
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RIP the buzz.
One of the Carlton players worth watching in the 80s.
Never forget that mark of the year in the forward pocket at princess park
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Sad.
I was a fan as a kid.
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Firstly, RIP Buzz and condolences to all.
Second, did these farktarts win the granny yesterday? all I’ve heard all day is “oh how good are the bloosers.
And third
FARK CARLTON
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You couldn’t of said it prouder, at least one more player won’t see how ■■■■ they are now, can finally RIP
FARK CARLTON
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Reminds me of my friend who Collingwood “parted ways with” when it was really him rage quitting and calling Eade a fat, gutless, bald ■■■■.
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P.S. Fark Carlton
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David King reckons they will now play finals. What a ■■■■■■■ round headed wanker.
■■■■ Carlton
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Last month Carlton fans thought their season was over after a few weeks and were saying that they’re going to finish last and crying like the worlds going to end.
Now all of a sudden after a few wins they are gloating like crazy and saying they’re going to win the grand final.
What a nutty extreme thickle fanbase.
I have no problems with Fark Carlton playing finals. Raise expectations for sure. Just don’t WIN finals.
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There’s an old joke -
Q. What’s better than beating farkcarlton by 100 points?
A. Beating them by 1 point.
There’s more than one way to farkcarlton.
Considering hawthorn have their first, this year I’m not barracking for farkcarlton to finish bottom 4 but to make top 4 then go out in straight sets.
Build up the dream… then crush it.
Secure Voss a late season extension… then wreck his coaching big game cred.
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I heard that one of my neighbours was found dead in his bedroom dressed in stockings and suspenders. I passed my condolences on to his wife and said I never knew he was a kinky bastid.
She said “No, we found him in a fark carlton jumper so we changed it so as not to embarrass all the family” 
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Blues have a few 30 or soon to be running around or in rehab.
Haynes (33)
Docherty (32)
Newman (32)
Williams (31)
McGovern (31)
Saad (31)
Cripps (30)
Acres (30)
Fantasia (30)
Hewett (30)
(ages by the end of the year)
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Don’t fark this up Adelaide
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Happy Fark Carlton day.
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Order restored
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