He’s got three years guaranteed, apparently, so a lot of fuss other nothing.
‘Full support of the board’
Guaranteed pay, not guaranteed suffering (though he may suffer from PTSD afterwards for considerably longer).
So, what, is he a casual?Does he get casual rates? The overtime would add up too.
Sunday games would be a massive financial winner.
No sick leave though…
…which is going to be hard when he feels like throwing up during every match review.
On the bright side he gets to enjoy the new grandfinal day public holiday
And further on the bright side…
He can plan holidays in September for the next three years (should he last that long).
So, what, is he a casual?Does he get casual rates? The overtime would add up too.
Sunday games would be a massive financial winner.
No sick leave though…
…which is going to be hard when he feels like throwing up during every match review.
On the bright side he gets to enjoy the new grandfinal day public holidayAnd further on the bright side…
He can plan holidays in September for the next three years (should he last that long).
If he manages his annual leave well enough he might only need to get 1 week unpaid leave.
Bolton has never played AFL. When I heard that, I thought nup. Farcton are welcome to him.To be fair though, neither have nearly all of Fark Carlton’s list…so I reckon it’s an inspired choice by them.Honestly predict fail.
At least the players will be able to relate to their new coach.
Hope he gets them to ninth, gets a 3 year extension then bottoms out again and again.He isn't on a fixed term contract, so there's no contract to be extended.
Sounds like he’s easily poach-able then…
Googled “woosha” images. Found this. Had to post again.
Parko has had his say on the list:
Carlton’s list ‘one of the worst I’ve seen’
Mitch Cleary August 26, 2015 9:53 PM
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CARLTON legend David Parkin has declared the Blues’ list as one of the worst he’s ever seen.
Parkin, who started his decorated career with Hawthorn in 1961, said newly appointed coach Brendon Bolton faced an enormous task to rebuild the Blues.
“That list in profile, in my humble opinion is the worst in the competition now and probably one of the worst I’ve ever seen in my entire association with the game,” Parkin told Crocmedia.
"He (Bolton) would understand that, and I’m not pointing the finger at anyone but it is a list that has 7-8 players at the top end who are wonderful contributors and have been A-grade players for that club.
"They’ll all be gone before this club gets back to a point where it’s competitive, playing finals and winning.
"They’ve had 3-4 in the engine room between 24-28 (years old), one of whom has already put up his hand and gone [Lachie Henderson].
"I think there is every likelihood that Yarran might be on the way too because he’s probably one of the guys who puts the cream on the cake but doesn’t help build the cake.
“Matthew Kreuzer is another who has had a long run of injuries and will struggle to play at the level they require. Then at the bottom end from what I saw at the weekend, and I know some are missing, but they’ve probably got only four or five with genuine talent.”
Despite the list assessment, the four-time premiership coach said Bolton was the perfect man for the job owing to his ability to teach and nurture a developing Carlton group.
“I’ve been fortunate enough to work with him on coaching courses and he’s never any different with anybody, anywhere at anytime,” Parkin said.
"He’s got this enormous energy and enthusiasm for the game and he’ll need that because this is no short-term fix.
"I’m pleased they’ve put him on the staff so he’s not under threat from a board who might say in 2-3 years, ‘This is not happening at the rate we thought it would, let’s go find someone else’.
“This is a club that needs rebuilding from top to bottom and I don’t think they could have chosen better.””
Parkin was hopeful caretaker coach John Barker could be kept at the club in some capacity and paid tribute to his work this season.
“I hope they can convince him to stay with the intellectual property, decency and character he brings,” he said.
Parkin coached his third Carlton flag and the Blues’ last in 1995 but remained confident the club could recapture the glory days of the past despite its recent struggles.
“I think the Blues can (return to a golden era) provided they all get along and I think that’s happening now,” he said.
“I believe the competition needs a good Carlton and I believe Carlton have started to realise what a good Carlton needs to be and they’ve put the right people in place to bring that about.” [/quote]
Good Carlton = oxymoron
Carlton = morons
Good Carlton = oxymoron
Coaching Carlton = Oxycontin
Good Carlton = oxymoronCoaching Carlton = Oxycontin
Certain Carlton ‘identities’ tools of ‘negotiating’ = Oxyacetylene
Googled "woosha" images. Found this. Had to post again.http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2012/04/21/1226335/147762-carrazzo.jpg
“What will mothers think?”
Googled "woosha" images. Found this. Had to post again.http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2012/04/21/1226335/147762-carrazzo.jpg
You can actually pinpoint the second when Carlton’s “Premiership Window” closes.
Good Carlton = oxymoronCoaching Carlton = Oxycontin
That stuff is full on, feel asleep in my dinner after one tablet
Just saw the fark carlton score
Fark carlton
it wasnt soup thenGood Carlton = oxymoronCoaching Carlton = Oxycontin
That stuff is full on, feel asleep in my dinner after one tablet
fkn fold already
Good Carlton = oxymoronCoaching Carlton = Oxycontin
Oxy is enjoyable.
Matthew Kreuzer - Oxy Wash ?